The Marsham St Book of Festive Yuletide Carols – I

by David Moss

December 2008

On the twelfth day of Christmas,
IPS gave to me:
Twelve consultations,
Eleven more excuses,
Ten mobile milestones,
Nine hopeless budgets,
Eight CRB checks,
Seven plastic visas,
Six false non-matches,
FIVE PRIVATE KEYS!
Four ITTs,
Three thumbprints,
Two new IDs
And a bill for a hundred billion.

David Moss has spent six years campaigning against the Home Office's ID card scheme.

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